Notes

WITHOUT FURTHER ado, Here are some things i FIND FUNNY AND HAVE WRITTEN IN MY NOTES APP… think of these like prompts to a skit.

why?

because: art, life, HU CARES.

  • A Middle Ages freak show where you can pay to go see the oldest man alive and he’s just a 40 year old.

  • He practices 10 minutes of mindfulness by making powder mandalas and snorting them away.

  • A Pigs spirit in the hot dog YOU’RE eating angry AT AND HAUNTING THE WAREHOUSE GUY BECAUSE he’s mixed in with like SIX guys he didn’t MESS WITH LIKE THAT.

  • I open a language school and my tagline is “in three weeks you’ll be teaching me the language.” We all kinda watch the same tape I watched and hope someone gets it better than I do.

  • branded whips.