Notes
WITHOUT FURTHER ado, Here are some things i FIND FUNNY AND HAVE WRITTEN IN MY NOTES APP… think of these like prompts to a skit.
why?
because: art, life, HU CARES.
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A Middle Ages freak show where you can pay to go see the oldest man alive and he’s just a 40 year old.
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He practices 10 minutes of mindfulness by making powder mandalas and snorting them away.
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A Pigs spirit in the hot dog YOU’RE eating angry AT AND HAUNTING THE WAREHOUSE GUY BECAUSE he’s mixed in with like SIX guys he didn’t MESS WITH LIKE THAT.
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I open a language school and my tagline is “in three weeks you’ll be teaching me the language.” We all kinda watch the same tape I watched and hope someone gets it better than I do.
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branded whips.